“Arvydas Sabonis Look-Alike Sperm”: Want Some?

For those who have problems with the traditional methods of producing babies - waiting for the stork, as we understand it, since all bloggers are virgins - there’s always the option of using a sperm bank.

Arvydas Sabonis baby
(So cute, SO CUUUUUUTE!)

Now, most people wouldn’t trust their ovaries to just any random babyjuice, so the donors are subjected to rigorous testing and profiling (frankly, we’d think “would j/o into a paper cup for money” would be one hell of a disqualifier, but desperation is a powerful force). But then, of course, there’s also looks. And if you’re going to raise someone else’s sperm… don’t you want it to look like someone famous?

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