OK, what’s weirder: That SbB is running a cricket story? Or that we’ve actually run a story on this specific cricketer before?
You might remember Mahendra Singh Dhoni from that time he hired a bunch of female commandos to protect him from overzealous female admirers. I thought that was the pinnacle of popularity, but I neglected to consider deification. Fans in India are building a temple devoted to him, and will hereforth worship him as a god.