Eli Still The Super Bowl MVP, Painfully Awkward
Some Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks work their way through the rubber chicken circuit and gain 20 lbs. Others take advantage of the opportunity to spread their seed, Johnny Appleseed-style, through the local model population. Not Eli Manning, though. How does he spend his spring of vindication as the Leader of the World Champions?
He shows up at a breakfast in Washington, D.C. to flog the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports and dutifully answer the same questions repeatedly. Doesn’t he know that he doesn’t need the “honor” anymore of working with Denise Austin and Mary Lou Retton on pushing the American fat boulder uphill just to keep his name in the public eye?
