HS FOOTBALLER TAKES A STAB AT POST-GAME HANDSHAKE: Nothing like a handshake after a hard-fought game to soothe the bitterness between football rivals. So, what better time than this to stab somebody:

SHAKEDOWN SPORTS cuts to the chase, as a Maryland high school player took advantage of the traditional show of sportsmanship to knife an opponent.The WASHINGTON POST reports that a 17-year-old from Blake High School took a small folding knife from his pocket, and when a player from Magruder High offered his hand, the Blake player cut him.

The Blake bastard then tried to attack another opponent, all because Magruder had won the game.The cops say the sudden slash wasn’t sought at anyone specific. A police spokesman commented, “There’s no talk of an explicit motive. The implied motive here is team rivalry.” Well, that’s a relief.

It’s one thing to be true to your school, but to take a stab at second-degree assault charges for it?