Among the great feats of collective human engineering, a few things stick out. The Great Wall of China. The Colosseum. The Circus Maximus. Mall of America. Craig Sager’s suits. They’re the sort of accomplishments that restore faith in humanity. Hey, if a few thousand Italians could’ve built the Colosseum 2,000 years ago, there’s nothing we can’t do today.
The residents of Albion, PA, understand that human spirit, and embody it to the fullest. They achieved quite possibly the most egregious waste of 24 hours ever recorded: A 24-hour wiffle ball game that ended with a final score of 935-514.