Rich HS Football Players Get Eggs On Their Faces

Same as it ever was, petty vandalism is a necessary rite of passage during any high school experience. And while some of the types of vandalism may have changed over the years (yesterday’s “mailbox baseball” is today’s “teepeeing a tree”) one act of defiance has remained as relevant as ever: the classic egging.

Car getting egged

Unfortunately for the (very rich) kids of Greenwich High School, the parents there “just don’t understand”: Several high school football players who egged an assistant coach’s house have been arrested and received a “stiff punishment” for their misconduct.

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Whiffeball Field Strikes Out w/Annoyed Neighbors

Kids these days sure have a lot of nerve. How dare a bunch of teenagers clean up an empty city lot and turn it into a whiffleball field!

Whiffleball field

Fortunately, the citizens of Greenwich, Connecticut, will not stand for such irresponsible behavior. The NEW YORK TIMES tosses up news that angry neighbors are suing to have the built-from-scratch ballpark torn down.

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