Marcus Vick Vanquished By Virginia Bicycle Cops

Brooks can’t decide on dinner tonight - A Hardee’s Thickburger, or a bag of Flame-Broiled Burger King potato chips?

• You know why Marcus Vick is such a bust? He gets caught by bike cops.

Marcus Vick bicycle cop

• A Texas high school football coach takes a gamble on pawning his players’ equipment.

• $60 will get you a leg up on joining the Memphis Grizzlies dance team.

• Is Dallas Cowboy Ken Hamlin trying to corral some sex online?

• A St. Louis Cardinals draft pick gets called up - for combat duty.

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Greg Lloyd Will Frighten Your Kids (For $10,000)

Hey Steelers fans: if you have a significant disregard for your own personal safety, and an extra $10,000 laying around, you can have former Steelers linebacker Greg Lloyd watch a game with you at your house.

Greg Lloyd Ebay Auction

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Blog Jam: Site Shows Scantily-Clad Sox Sweeties

• DEADSPIN helps unhooks some of Boston’s lastest Red Sox merch.

Sexy Red Sox girl

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC wonders if Joel Piniero is in the right sport, as the Cardinals pitcher does a kick save & a beauty off a line drive.

• While Lee Elia tries to cash in on his 25-year-old tirade, WALKOFF WALK remembers another memorable MLB meltdown courtesy of Goose Gossage.

• THE SCORES REPORT is overwhelmed with all the underclassmen declaring for the NBA Draft.

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