HEY, IF THERE’S GRASS ON THE COURSE! … OK … BAD JOKE: Because they can’t think of a better place for four-year girls than the golf course, USA TODAY reports that the well-meaning folks at Mattel are now marketing Barbie golf bags and equipment.

Besides the Barbie golf bag, the set includes a driver, iron, putter, carrying bag and USGA-approved golf ball, as well as a (no doubt stylish) visor, six wooden tees and three ball markers (the girls are obviously too young to worry about head covers).

This is the second foray onto the links for the Mattel brand. The company actually had something called “Golf Date Barbie” back in 1992, which no doubt inspired a generation of pretty young things to hook up with John Daly: