Meet Hilary Rhoda - Mark Sanchez’s Photo Friend

• Wondering who that bikini-clad brunette babe is in Mark Sanchez’s GQ photoshoot? Wonder no more - say hello to Hilary Rhoda.

Hilary Rhoda

• The L.A. Clippers win the 1st pick in the NBA lottery. Can’t wait to see how they screw it up this time!

Najeh Davenport won’t take any crap from thieves trying to steal his car.

Joe Montana gets a coaching gig with his son’s high school football team.

• It’s funny when a Mets fan loses a gold tooth in a Citi Field toilet. It’s even funnier when the same fan gets her arm stuck in the same toilet.

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Yeah, It’s Probably Best Not To Anger This Goalie

Emily Dickson mocks your antiquated notion of 11 players per side. The 14-year-old British schoolgirl scored two goals recently in a youth league game; not impressive until you find out that she’s the goalie, and both scores were on 120-yard shots from her own penalty box. Boom goes the dynamite!

Emily Dickson

These goals didn’t bounce into unattended nets, mind you; in both cases, the opposing goalkeeper was on duty. Which begs the question: Is Emily that good, or did her goalie counterpart have some sort of full-body Tourette’s? It’s believed to be the first time that a goalkeeper has scored twice from his (or her) own penalty box in a regulation game in the history of Britain; impressive when you consider all of those Monty Python soccer sketches. Read more…