Not to pile on the nation’s supply of decrepit old, white, obsolete sports columnists, but it’s been at turns annoying and amusing to read them get all bent out of shape whenever an athlete acts anything other than perfectly demure and respectful of everyone. The NFL has responded to such suburban outrage by basically banning all forms of personal expressions, from touchdown celebrations to social media usage.
But other countries? Yeah, other countries don’t have hundreds of years of insane Puritan morality to deal with. In fact, over in staid ol’ Europe, their sports stars still know how to celebrate. With blow, you ask? Yes, with blow. But that’s not all.