KINGS DON’T EVER FINGER-POINT (OK, MAYBE SOMETIMES): We remember the good ol’ days here in Los Angeles, when Shaq and Kobe ruled the NBA’s fruited plain, and the Sacto Kings were legitimate league contenders.

Both teams have since fallen off the map, but like anything in life, priorities change. If you, like Kings Owner Gavin Maloof, were holding a Brazilian bikini *fashion show* at a housewarming party for your new 12,000 square foot manse, would you care about Quincy Douby’s latest box score line either?

• THE WIZARD OF ODDS fingers Wyoming coach Joe Glenn saluting Utah for their 43-0 onside kick:

• As a teenage girl sues the Cardinals over a scoreboard message, JOE SPORTS FAN takes a look at other words of wisdom flashed on the Busch Stadium big board.• SPORTS FROG feels queasy in throwing up the sad situation on the Dolphins sidelines.

• GOING FIVE HOLE won’t touch that dial, as NHL commish Gary Bettman will be co-hosting a satellite radio show:

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS thinks its time for Karl Dorrell to ride out of Westwood, but they wouldn’t be thrilled with gunslinger Mike Leach stepping in the UCLA coaching shoes.• RAWLINGS pitches out their 2007 Golden Glove winners.