• Darren Rovell of CNBC knows a close shave is a-Bruin for Boston hockey fans, as Gillette is on the cutting edge of Zamboni sponsorship.

• The BOSTON GLOBE lassos in word that Tom Brady would think it super if Gisele Bundchen dresses as Wonder Woman.

• GOSSIP ON SPORTS via HOCKEY BEAT splashes up some photos of Elisha Cuthbert frolicking in the surf with the Calgary Flames’ Dion Phaneuf.

• DEADSPIN receives rumors that Marvin Harrison may have some more skeletons in his clean-cut closet.

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REEL MOVIE NEWS shares some interesting info about Gisele Bundchen’s burgeoning film career. Apparently, the gal pal of Pats QB Tom Brady is on the verge of landing what’s sure to be her breakout role - as the female lead of the next “Austin Powers” movie.

Reportedly, (the) Brazilian beauty already has been given the script; her agent will meet soon with Mike Myers and director Jay Roach.

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• FAN IQ’s Critical Fanatic finds a job more stimulating than John Daly’s breast massager - Gisele Bundchen’s butt rubber.

• LATEST CELEBRITY NEWS diagnoses that when Jessica Simpson was recently in the hospital, Tony Romo was at a place where most doctors hang out: on the golf course.

• The DAILY TELEGRAPH catches Venus Williams talking about her sky-high aspirations: ‘‘I’m always trying to take it to another level. If I’m playing on cloud nine, I’m trying to get to cloud 10 and actually cloud 11.”

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And you thought the story was dead. Dead, dead, dead. A 47th prod of the stick reveals the story is still moving. And the HUFFINGTON POST via a litany of websites reveals that the LeBron James/Gisele Bundchen cover shot on Vogue might have the most striking resemblance to a World War I recruitment poster.

(LeBron. Gisele. And the Kaiser. These stories and Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes.)

This actually seems modestly harmless. Vogue was likely taking a hard stance condemning the death of Archduke Ferdinand — a sentiment needed so badly in today’s anti-Ottoman Empire society. Read more…

Sheila Marikar blogs in a post for ABCNEWS.com that the VOGUE magazine cover featuring Lebron James and Gisele Bundchen is racist.

Marikar:

They’re two of the most beautiful people on earth. But some say the Vogue photograph, shot by Annie Leibovitz, isn’t attractive at all because of the racial stereotype it purportedly evokes — black beast clutching a white damsel in distress, reflected in French sculptor Emmanuel Fremiet’s 1887 statue “Gorilla Carrying Off a Woman,” and later, in the many incarnations of “King Kong.” Read more…

• YOU BEEN BLINDED grabs this clip of Smush Parker getting a good grip on a titilating situation.

• SNOTR.COM finds footage of a female weightlifter hoisting up her load at break-neck speed.

• 100% INJURY RATE was close to being a bomb Dodger, as L.A.’s Chan Ho Park almost started World War III.

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• Derek Jeter hopes to get a hold of a Virginia Tech valentine.

• Surely Bud Selig was nervous about experiencing in-flight plane trouble? Of course he wasn’t - and don’t call me Shirley.

• Tom Brady & Eli Manning meet again - to look for some sensible slacks.

• A group of Cuban soccer players in Florida hotfoot it to freedom.

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