Gisele To Marry Tom, Probably For A Green Card
Gisele Bündchen is about to become Gisele Buttchin. This is the obligatory Tom-Brady-popping-the-question post, because we are a sports blog and I suppose this is news in the sports world. But trust me, no one feels dirtier about this TMZ-esque gossip than me. Maybe we can salvage it with a few pics of Gisele?
According to the aforementioned TMZ, Brady proposed to Bündchen on a private jet flying from romantic Teterboro, N.J. On board were four dozen white roses, champagne, and Gisele’s parents, which is actually fairly creepy. A marriage proposal counts as pretty good foreplay, but her parents’ presence probably puts a damper on any mile high club shenanigans. (Promised Gisele pics after the jump.)






