SI Swimsuit Couples Cursed?; Henin’s Had Enough

SbB is back on the beach, enjoying the calm, cool waters of the Caribbean.

• Does the SI Jinx also cover couples who appeared in the swimsuit issue?

Debbie Clemens Bikini Roger Clemens Jackass

Justine Henin pulls an Annika Sorenstam, but does it much quicker.

• Funny how one innocent cheerleaders-in-undies photo can destroy an entire athletic department.

• A San Francisco Giants fan tragically dies after a one-punch fight outside the ballpark.

• President Bush shows his solidarity with U.S. soldiers by giving up golf.

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Dubya Honors Fallen Soldiers By Giving Up Golf

As war rages on in Iraq, and American casualties surpass the 4,000 mark, President George W. Bush shows his support of U.S. soldiers by making the ultimate sacrifice himself - he stopped playing golf.

George W. Bush golfing

During a White House interview on Tuesday, POLITICO caught this quote from the Free World’s leader about his decision to stay off the links while U.S. troops try to stay alive: Read more…

Lasorda Stories About Hookers, Pope Lack Truth?

With Pope Benedict coming to America this week, good catholic Tommy Lasorda plans on meeting the pontiff. And this will be the third pope he claims he’s had the honor of visiting with in person.

Tommy Lasorda making moves

However, Tom Hoffarth of FARTHER OFF THE WALL questions Tommy’s truthfulness of one of his papal encounters.

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Ex-Pat Pees on Dance Floor, Wrestlemania Is Hot

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty - never videotape your perverted Nazi party.

• Does ex-New England Patriot Kenyatta Jones need a diaper on the dance floor? Depends.

Kenyatta Jones Depend diapers

• It was a hot time at last night’s Wrestlemania, and not just because Floyd Mayweather Jr. won his wrasslin’ debut.

• Anonymous sports cheap shots are only done by unsavory bloggers - and MIAMI HERALD columnist Barry Jackson.

• Looks like this Rays’ bullpen coach has the best seat in the house.

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Bush Booed, Nats Scalp Braves In Park Premiere

The Furman Bisher-approved start of the 2008 MLB Season got underway Sunday night, as the Nationals debuted their new ballpark - not even waiting to give it a corporate name.

George W Bush Ryan Zimmerman Nationals

And Washington’s game against Atlanta had it all - from Bush-booing to walk-off winning. Read more…

Dubya To Toss First Pitch To Suspected Steroider

George W. Bush is scheduled to toss out the first pitch at Nationals Park on Sunday, presumably to Nats starting catcher Paul Lo Duca.

George W Bush Paul Lo Duca

But as Ken Herman of the the AUSTIN AMERICAN-STATESMAN points out, this friendly game of catch sets up an interesting showdown - thanks to the Mitchell Report. Read more…