Blog Jam: Brett Favre Night To Feature Flip-Flops

Darren Rovell of CNBC catches the Augusta GreenJackets getting ready to hold a Brett Favre Night, complete with a flip-flop giveaway.

Brett Favre flip flops

• SPORTS ILLUSTRATED’s Richard Deitch shows off his keyboard confidence by blogging for 24 hours straight.

• THE BIG LEAD finds Peter King unable to enjoy a cross-country flight due to a copulating couple next to him. At least he didn’t have to subdue any dangerous streakers.

• Matt Watson of AOL FANHOUSE is proud of Nate Robinson having his number retired - by the NBA Summer League?

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Tiger Woods Takes His Toll On Wall Street Trading

Dubya dribbles with some Irish kids. We need a Guinness after viewing that.

Tiger Woods’ win in San Diego is Wall Street’s loss in productivity.

Tiger Woods Nike Smile

• Speaking of the ex-Eldrick, Sports Illustrated needs help with next week’s cover.

Doug Christie’s better half is blackballing him from the NBA.

• ESPN wants to keep an eye on you - a big, bloodshot eye.

• Meanwhile, the Worldwide Leader should keep an eye on Jemele Hill’s Hitler-Celtics comments.

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Brog: Wow! Bush Spreads Touches Despite Vision

George Bush tries to ball with kiddos in Northern Ireland:


He’d didn’t get many touches from the youngsters, but then again, he isn’t Catholic.

Acta’s Office Blessed to be Pope’s Dressing Room

Nats manager Manny Acta couldn’t get into his office Thursday morning. Did he lock himself out? Did he accidentally show up at RFK instead?

No, his work space was taken over by a touring visitor - Pope Benedict.

Manny Acta Pope Benedict

(”Hey, Manny - Toss it over here!“)

The WASHINGTON POST reports that Acta’s office was used by the holy father to dress and prepare for mass held at Nationals Park that day.

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McNamee Lawyer: Prez Bush Will Bail Out Clemens

Brian McNamee’s lawyer, Richard Emery, told Ronald Blum of the ASSOCIATED PRESS today that he thinks if Roger Clemens gets convicted “in connection with the baseball steroids scandal, he’d be pardoned by President Bush.

George W. Bush Roger Clemens

He also said “some Republicans treated his client harshly because of the pitcher’s friendship with the Bush family.” Read more…

Barry Bonds Indicted By Federal Grand Jury

BARRY BONDS INDICTED BY GRAND JURY IN BALCO CASE: Barry Bonds has been indicted by a federal grand jury:

Barry Bonds

KUTV reports that the ex-San Francisco slugger was charged on Thursday after a four-year investigation. He faces four counts Of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice for his supposed role in the BALCO drug scandal.The charges stem from testimony Bonds gave on Dec. 4, 2003, when he told a grand jury that he did not knowingly take any performance-enhancing drugs.

However, others, such as ex-gal pal and Playboy poser Kimberly Bell, have said that Barry had admitted to using steroids supplied by BALCO.

Kimberly Bell Nude Photos

Bonds is also facing tax evasion charges for memorabilia show revenue he did not report to the IRS.Now others are beginning to weigh in on the new Bonds brewhaha. ESPN reports that a White House spokesman said that President George W. Bush is “very disappointed with this,” adding, “this is a sad day for baseball.”

But some folks aren’t as downbeat. Former Dodgers manager (and Giants nemesis) Tommy Lasorda said, “Its not going to hurt our sport. Baseball is going to be fine.”

Bonds is due in court on December 7 - a perfect date that will live in infamy.