Big Red Machine Helps Ellen, Clooney Hook Up

Since most of our readers are male, I am going to assume that you have never watched an episode of Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show. Apparently, she has been obsessed with getting George Clooney on the show since she moved into a new studio in Burbank on the same lot as the Oscar-winning actor. (Seriously, what’s up with lesbian daytime talk show hosts and their crushes on leading men? First it was Rosie O’Donnell and Tom Cruise, and now Ellen and Clooney.)

Ellen DeGeneres with guests Joe Morgan, Johnny Bench and George Clooney

Calling on friends and co-stars of Clooney such as Brad Pitt and Noah Wylie didn’t help Ellen get her man (insert joke here), but Wylie did give her a useful suggestion: Clooney’s nuts for the Cincinnati Reds, so why not get some members of the old Big Red Machine to help you out. And it turns out that was exactly the hook that was needed, as reports that Clooney taped an appearance on the show along with Hall of Famers Joe Morgan and Johnny Bench that is scheduled to air on Monday.

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Blog-O-Rama: Stephen Curry Chats It Up w/Conan

GAME ON via COLLEGE HOOPS JOURNAL lays up a clip of Davidson star Stephen Curry chatting it up with Conan O’Brien.

At least Stephen should feel better knowing he lost to the national champs.

• Although he has yet to hit the court for the Blazers, the OREGONIAN learns that Portland fans are already singing Greg Oden’s praises - literally.

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC offers up a load of diaper dandies, as they present their top 10 ridiculous Dick Vitale moments.

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Good Early Reviews for Clooney’s “Leatherheads”

Leatherheads” starring George Clooney, Renee Zellweger, and John Krasinski (The Office) will be released to the public on April 4th. Hollywood doesn’t formally recognize “Crappy Football Movie Connoisseurs,” but if they did, I’d pretty much be at the head of the class. I’ve seen “Varsity Blues” well over a hundred times, and I was the 7th person to officially say that “The Replacements” sucked. I believe my resume speaks for itself.

Pre-screening for “Leatherheads” took place earlier this week, and reviews for the film hover in positivity.

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