KINGS DON’T EVER FINGER-POINT (OK, MAYBE SOMETIMES): We remember the good ol’ days here in Los Angeles, when Shaq and Kobe ruled the NBA’s fruited plain, and the Sacto Kings were legitimate league contenders.

Both teams have since fallen off the map, but like anything in life, priorities change. If you, like Kings Owner Gavin Maloof, were holding a Brazilian bikini *fashion show* at a housewarming party for your new 12,000 square foot manse, would you care about Quincy Douby’s latest box score line either?