For years the so-called experts have claimed that sex is detrimental to sports performance; many coaches even forbidding their players to partake in carnal pleasures the day before a game. But this theory doesn’t fly with Indian cricket coach Gary Kirsten. His orders to his squad for the week leading to their huge showdown with Pakistan — sex it up!
Kirsten evidently wrote a “secret memo” to his team advocating lots and lots of humpty hump to boost testosterone levels. And because every country that was once ruled by Britain has at least one tabloid-style gossip newspaper, this memo leaked and is now in the public domain. And it includes a pretty amusing portion about what to do if no partner is available.