For San Francisco Giants fans, the phrase “buyer beware” certainly could have braced them for the 0-5 start Barry Zito has thrust upon the bay. But whether or not he wins 20 or loses 20, Zito — like every other non-commission based lunchpail worker — gets paid the same. Which raises the question: how many more garlic fries could Zito buy than you?

(It’s a simple question. A baby could answer it.)

Thankfully the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE has come up with this handy Zito to fries conversion chart. You simply enter in your salary, and it tells you how many years it’d take you to work at that base salary to earn the $14.5 million that Zito will collect this year. Read more…