Derby Victor Spurns ‘Harem’; Clemens Consulting?

War Emblem, the 2002 Kentucky Derby champion, has only one job left on this planet. His sole responsibility in his current position is to assume the position as many times as horse-ily possible to make stud fees for his Japanese owners. War Emblem has little interest in doin’ the Wild Thang, though; he’s barely touched his “private harem”.

When a Japanese businessman willing to spend $3000 on Funky Cold Medina for a horse calls the horse a “weirdo”, that’s how you know you’ve stepped through the looking glass, kids.

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