BREAKING: Shaquille O’Neal Admits Using PECs

Let’s face it, we sports experts claim to have an eagle’s eye when it comes to spotting chemical cheaters among pro athletes, but honestly, do we? Sure, we sniffed out Barry Bonds, but we always held up Manny and A-Rod as the “clean” guys by comparison. Whoops. And for some reason, we’re ignoring the 330-pound elephant in the room.

Shaq Flex
(Shaq with the Magic. If only those muscles came from magic and not CHEATING.)

That elephant is Shaquille O’Neal, who in his prime was built like Karl Malone, but as tall as Mark Eaton, and as nimble as Hakeem Olajuwon. Is he the ultimate freak of nature, like we’d always assumed, or is there something more sinister afoot? Sadly, if what Shaq told Atlanta’s 790 THE ZONE (via a somber BALL DON’T LIE) is even halfway true, the NBA is losing its biggest personality to scandal.

A full transcript of his detailed admission follows after the jump. Read more…