Padres’ Khalil Greene Taken Out By Storage Chest

Khalil Greene belongs to the Baha’i Faith, a religious group that preaches oneness, tolerance and world peace. Except, apparently, when it comes to tolerance of storage chests. Oh, how the Baha’i hate storage chests, and would love nothing more than to wipe them off the face of the Earth.

San Diego Padres SS Khalil Greene

That last part I made up, but you wouldn’t know it by the beatdown Greene gave a storage chest at Petco Park on Wednesday night - specifically, a left hook that left him with a fractured hand that will likely cause him to miss the rest of the season. The storage chest is said to be “bruised, but otherwise unharmed.”

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