You Cannot Be Serious - John McEnroe Needs One

Here’s video, courtesy Brian at AWFUL ANNOUNCING, of our appearance on Fox Business Channel yesterday:

The show was located literally at a bar in the Waldorf Astoria hotel. Our kinda production. Though the beers were $9.75. Felt like we were at Madison Square Garden for a moment.Speaking of MSG, after the show we went to the Steve Winwood-Eric Clapton concert at the World’s Most Famous Arena. Great show, Clapton left us speechless. But the highlight of the night was as we were backstage before the show. Read more…

We’ll Soon Be Afternoon-Deep In A Bottle Of Cutty

Today you’ll notice that Christmas Ape of KISSING SUZY KOLBER and DEADSPIN is now on board to post to his heart’s delight.

Hospital Waiting Room

If you’ve read his fine work, you know why we’re ecstatic to have him. Plus, we can now finally sneak away for that worry-free colonoscopy we’ve always dreamed of.

Later today (5p ET) we’ll be appearing on Fox Business Channel’s “Happy Hour.” As if we needed an excuse to be early afternoon-deep in the Cutty.

Alexis Glick Gushes Over Joe Theismann, Calls Him Most Handsome NFLer Ever

MONEY HONEY LIKES ‘EM BLOATED, BEET-RED AND BITTER: From what we understand, the new Fox Business Channel is off to a rip-roaring start. And while CNBC has brown-eyed beauty Maria Bartiromo, Fox counters with their own “Money Honey” Alexis Glick:

Alexis Glick Maria Bartiromo Money Honeys

Glick’s bio claims she’s a massive sports fan, and we believe it, especially considering her comment to Joe Theismann following an interview today on FBC with the bloated, beet-red and bitter one: “You might be the most handsome football player I’ve ever sat next to.

Joe Theismann

That makes one of you, Alexis.