Time To Go To Football PractiGYEEEAARARRRGH

Somewhere, society got the notion that God strikes down blasphemers with a bolt of lightning. We’re pretty sure that’s inaccurate on several levels, not the least of which is the fact that Zeus is nowhere to be found in the Bible.

Jesus struck by lightning
(God smiting His own people? It’s more likely than you think.)

If He does do his smiting with a bolt of lightning - which, we must admit, is admirable for its elegance - he is obviously not above doing so to students at Christian schools, as we just found out at a football practice at Pinewood Christian Academy in Georgia.

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