Speed Read: Did Mayweather Beat Female Boxer?

When the cops come to your house, it doesn’t look good when they find you physically holding down a woman who is screaming and crying while trying to break free. Especially if she then proceeds to go to the kitchen and starts “coughing and spitting up blood.” I don’t know if Roger Mayweather tried the “hey guys…this isn’t what it looks like” move, hoping that the cops would think it’s a wacky mix-up like you would see on “Three’s Company.” But if he did - it didn’t work.

Melissa St Vil and Roger Mayweather

Mayweather - the uncle and trainer of Floyd Mayweather Jr. - was taken into custody on Sunday and charged with coercion with force and strangulation after allegedly attacking boxer and aspiring model Melissa St. Vil, who had moved to Las Vegas to train with Mayweather. But she had split with Mayweather as a trainer recently, although she was staying at an apartment owned by him and shared with Corneluis Lock, a contender who had lost in the main event of an ESPN Friday Night Fight on July 24.

Melissa St Vil

According to the police report, St. Vil claimed that Mayweather was unhappy with her continuing to live in the house and had begun harrassing her, which Lock corroborated by saying that Mayweather had been “bothering her at the residence, as well as following her to her new gym.” (Side note: I’m guessing that if you roll over on your trainer to the cops, you’ll be doing some extra roadwork next training session.)

It all apparently came to a head on Sunday afternoon. While Lock was at church (which St. Vil says is no coincidence), Mayweather allegedly tried to forcibly remove St. Vil from the house. When she refused and tried to go to her room, police say Mayweather started punching her in the ribs and then choked her until she nearly lost consciousness. St. Vil said was able to free herself by grabbing a lamp and delivering a lead right straight to Mayweather’s head, which is right about when the cops showed up.

So where does this leave everyone? For Roger Mayweather, it leaves him in a lot of trouble. It also casts doubts on Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s scheduled comeback fight against Juan Manuel Marquez in September - with what appears to be both criminal and civil cases pending, can Roger Mayweather actually prepare his nephew for the fight? Even for the three-ring circus that is the Mayweather family, this is pretty ridiculous.

Also ridiculous: that Cristiano Ronaldo can blow off women who look like his former girlfriend Nereida Gallardo and who enjoy taking topless pictures of themselves making out with other hot women in nightclub bathrooms. And just blow off, but publicly humiliate her with tabloid photographers capturing everything.

Cristiano Ronaldo

According to the DAILY MAIL, Gallardo happened to spot Ronaldo going into a nightclub in Majorca while he was on vacation. She tried to get his attention, but she was “tackled by a security guard as she made a beeline for the 24-year-old sportsman and promptly whisked away” while Ronaldo treated her like a ghost.

Then again, she did tell reporters after they split that he was “a vain mummy’s boy, who waxed his chest,” so anyone who has ever run into a crazy ex while out can relate to Ronaldo’s dilemma. Then again, most of us don’t have teams of beefy security guards to help us out.

Finally, in some positive news: Maria Sharapova is back in action, which is a good thing. She easily beat Jarmila Groth in the early rounds of the L.A. Women’s Tennis Championships, her first tournament back since surgery on her right shoulder ten months ago. But somehow, that wasn’t the big news story of the day. Because there was a catfight brewing, and it was about it go off!

Maria Sharapova

OK, not really. But defending champion Dinara Safina spent most of the day defending her world No. 1 ranking after Serena Williams had earlier questioned how Safina - who has never won a major - could be ranked No. 1 by saying sarcastically “Dinara did a great job to get to No. 1, she won Rome and Madrid.” However, anyone expecting a battle royal to break out had to be disappointed, as Safina “just answered questions pleasantly” when asked about the comments. Apparently someone doesn’t understand how PR works.

  • Suspected first-round bust Darrius Heyward-Bey is at Oakland Raiders training camp, and he’s acting…well, exactly like a first-round bust would, dropping passes and basically reaffirming the notion that Al Davis has gone from eccentric to “pouring castor oil into a bowl of Froot Loops and then dumping them on his head while singing ‘Strangers in the Night’” crazy.
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  • Remember how we mentioned yesterday that Andy Reid’s notorious training camps had already claimed two Eagles players with “minor” injuries? Turns out one of them wasn’t so minor, as starting LB and leading tackler from 2008 Stewart Bradley is out for the season after tearing his right ACL. Meanwhile, Reid has invented some controversy with the media for - gasp! - trying to find out about the injury.
  • PUCK DADDY compares the Phoenix Coyotes’ ownership trial unfavorably to an episode of “Night Court.” I can see his point, since this trial does not involve Markie Post’s breasts. But then again, Mel Torme is nowhere to be seen.
  • Three days after his grandmother passed away, Denny Hamlin picked up his first NASCAR Sprint Cup Series win in 50 races at the rain-delayed Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono.
  • Clete Thomas said he didn’t know what to do when he hit a walk-off homer to lift the Tigers over the Orioles 6-5 on Monday night. Here’s a hint: running the bases so we could go home would be nice.
  • The Eagles and first-round draft pick Jeremy Maclin finally seal the deal, inking a five-year contract worth $15.5 million. If I were him, I’d stay away from Andy Reid’s Bataan Death March and hold out a few more weeks.
  • Here’s one way to make sure you come out ahead in poker: a dealer at the Bellagio in Las Vegas was apparently arrested for allegedly taking two $1,000 chips from a split pot.
  • As Scott Wolf of the LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS reports, nothing says excitement like a small handful of reporters disinterestedly checking their email while new Pac-10 commissioner Larry Scott addresses them during Media Day. Why do they have these things again, other than to get free lunches?
  • Indoor soccer + short, fat, balding guy + kid flying in at 100 mph = comedy gold.

  • If you believe that Urban Meyer’s new six-year, $24 million deal with Florida means he’s never, ever, ever leaving the Gators, think again: the buyout penalty if he leaves for another school is only $500,000. Some Notre Dame alums carry that around as tip money for their caddies.

In five years Urban Meyer will be coaching:

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To No One’s Surprise, Floyd Mayweather Is Back

My grandmother gave me one piece of advice before she died. She said, “don’t trust a boxer or a rapper when they say they’re retiring.” Well, grammy, you were right again. Floyd Mayweather Jr. announced his comeback, just a year after his “retirement.”

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Money Mayweather, always the shrewd businessman, honed in on the one weekend people are paying attention to boxing to hold his press conference. He claims he’s returning to reclaim his throne, but the real reason is a little less romantic.

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Tatum Bell, Former NFLer, Has New Gig As Porter

Tatum Bell, porter

  • Rockies manager Clint Hurdle hates the Dodgers because … well, I have no idea. Seems like a lot of energy to waste on a team that won the NL West one time this decade.
  • Toronto Argonauts wide receiver Arland Bruce III breaks out quite possibly the most arbitrary touchdown celebration in the history of tackle football: he donned a Spider-Man mask. Chad Javon Ocho Cinco is unimpressed.
  • This makes sense: Ben Gordon, Chicago Bulls guard and British citizen might consider playing in Russia for the right price. It’s all very urbane. Or maybe he’s just trying to make a few extra bucks on his NBA deal.

Money-Flashing Mayweather Asking For Mugging?

• SPORTAPHILE spends valuable time wondering if money-flashing Floyd Mayweather Jr. is just asking to be robbed.

Floyd Mayweather money

• BUSTED COVERAGE has the unbelievable story of a guy turning down a date with an NBA cheerleader. And the ladies at BITTEN & BOUND agree with the rest of us: What a moron.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH takes a slice at the behind-the-scenes of that Gillette commercial featuring Tiger Woods, Roger Federer and Thierry Henry.

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Blog-O-Rama: Jeff Francoeur Likes The Chick-Fil-A

• WALKOFF WALK notes Jeff Francoeur’s good taste, as the Braves’ fielder interrupts an interview to grab some Chick-Fil-A.

Jeff Francoeur Chick-Fil-A

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE presents a classic meeting of the minds: Benny The Bull & Jerry Springer.

• Remember the guy that Glen Rice found hiding in his wife’s closet? The one whom the ex-NBA star proceeded to pummel? Well, the MIAMI HERALD learns that he’s dropping the assault charges.

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Braves’ Kotsay Hits A Home Run With Hottie Wife

Sorry, Sean - we have no openings at the moment. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

Mark Kotsay’s wife Jamie is quite the cutie:

Jamie Kotsay

• Did Yao bow out on the Rockets for Beijing glory?

• What’s Steve Buckhantz’s weapon of choice? “DAGGER!!!

• Tennis club bans 9-year-old mini-Maria Sharapova over her grunting.

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Mayweather Getting $20M For Wrestlemania Match

The ASSOCIATED PRESS slams down news that Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s next trip to the ring will be for Wrestlemania - and he’ll be collecting a cool $20 million for his trouble.

Floyd Mayweather money

At a Monday “news conference” at the Staples Center, Mayweather and the WWE announced that the WBC welterweight champ will be at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando for Wrestlemania XXIV on March 30.

And the media meet soon became a mad dash for cash. Read more…

Mayweather, De La Hoya To Duke It Out: Part Deux

Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Oscar De La Hoya are looking to renew acquaintances - and fatten their wallets.

Oscar De La Hoya Floyd Mayweather Jr.

The LOS ANGELES TIMES punches up news that both boxers are nearing a deal to meet in a rematch of their 2007 bout. As negotiations continue, a spokesman for Oscar’s Golden Boy Promotions says the fight will be held in September - possibly returning to the MGM in Vegas, or at the Home Depot Center in L.A. (Guess Dodger Stadium will have to wait.)

For De La Hoya & Mayweather, it’s a matter of pride - and pay-per-view buys. Over 2.4 million consumers ponied up to see Floyd top Oscar in a split decision.

We fondly remember viewing the May melee in the comfort of a haggard Hermosa Beach watering hole.

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Blogs - Cheerleaders’ Shocking Holiday Wishes

WITH LEATHER via MR. IRRELEVANT shocks our stockings with holiday wishes from the Arizona State cheerleaders:

Arizona State cheerleaders shocker

• Staying in the season, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT passes along a special greeting from the Houston Rockets.

• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME channels Chumbawumba, as this soccer players gets knocked down, but gets up again – twice – and scores.

• MENTAL FLOSS takes tit for tat, as they offer up this tattoo quiz:

Diego Maradona tattoo

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY stays at home, as SEC teams don’t like to travel very far to play.

• JEN’S FREE THROWS won’t belittle Floyd Mayweather Jr. for hanging out with the Oompa Loompas.

Floyd Mayweather No Shows At Barack Obama Fundraiser

• COVERS.COM takes a raincheck, as Floyd Mayweather Jr. jabs out of an appearance at an Obama fundraiser:

Floyd Mayweather sombrero

• BIG TEN TAILGATE pulls over the news of a Penn State fan doing some touch-ups on a Ohio car - with a 2×4.• Before giving out his Top Ten about the World Series losers, David Letterman proclaimed, “I don’t play Major League Baseball, and neither do the Colorado Rockies.”

• MRS. GRAPEVINE gets a glimpse of Serena Williams putting on a gun show for Louis Vuitton:

Serena Williams

• SPORTING NEWS shows the true colors of Chowan University, a predominantly white school hoping to join a historically black conference.• Meanwhile, SN’s Mike DeCourcy believes the Indiana Hoosiers made the wrong call in firing a b-ball assistant.

• GMA NEWS hands it to Michelle Wie, who’ll be skipping out on a men’s tournament in Japan due to wrist injuries.

Michelle Wie

• BALLSIEST gets static, as the New England Patriots may be up to their old cheatin’ tricks.• NICK & NICK’S TWINS BLOG gets a Tiger by the tail, as Detroit is Brave enough to acquire Edgar Renteria.

• CONSTRUDA stuffs the ballot box, as another media member has voted Arizona State #1:

Arizona State sun devils girls

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING hits the high seas in Denver, as Emmitt Smith tries to “right up the ship“.• ALLBALLS laterals along what they think are the top 10 college football finishes.