Sex: it’s lots of fun! Sure, it can lead to numerous problems, like STDs, pregnancy, and marriage, but it’s soooooo fun! Have you ever had sex? It’s amazing! Some people get to have sex as their job. They’re called superheroes.

(Our young hero, enjoying his Sex-Crazed Man of the Year award.)

One hockey player for the Polar Bears Berlin and German National Team enjoys sex a super amount. So one day when he was having some of that fun sex, anti-doping professionals came over to test him for drugs. The player, 24-year-old Florian Busch, refused to immediately comply; we’re pretty sure his answer, when translated from German, was “Give me 10 minutes, or so help me God, I will throw a hammer at you.” Whatever it was, it wasn’t “Yes, sir, right away!” - and that was a serious mistake.

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