Bud Selig Saves Dangerous Flight by Not Helping

Bud Selig’s regular shuttle from Milwaukee to Scottsdale this spring had a bit of a snafu this week when the landing gear didn’t respond properly just after takeoff, forcing the fuel to be burned off around Mitchell International Airport before a tense landing in the presence of emergency personnel.

Bud Selig revealed

(What, me worry?)

Thankfully, the calm and collected staff of Mitchell, the FAA, and the flight crew handled the situation without incident. Selig was not concerned, of course; according to his mouthpiece, “Stuff like this doesn’t cause him to pause.” After all, there were still pilots in the ‘pen, so he didn’t have to make a decision.

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