Dmitri Young is Fat; Greg Maddux is Big-Boned

Do you want to lose that gut but don’t have the motivation? Are the ladies checking you out and rolling their eyes at stomach level? Do you despise exercise so much that you’ve considered building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine over your couch to lift your beer bottle to your lips? Did you abandon the idea when you realized the word ‘build’ was involved?

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Welcome to the Greg Maddux Workout Plan! In just three easy steps, you too can turn those flabby abs into a badge of honor! Turn yourself into an athlete without a single athletic endeavor by following these few simple steps that require almost no caloric effort: Read more…