I’ve never really had good reason not to like Bronson Arroyo. There’s just something about the man, who always looked to us like a taller, goofier Bret Boone (if Boone had lost a kidney as a child), that set us off.

(Arroyo now also magnet for mystery meat - and accompanying runs)

But now we think we’re clear - as a purveyor of the finest parts patties Midwestern meat rendering plants have to offer, J.T.M., has signed Bronson Arroyo to sing in its commercial spots. Read more…