Blog Expo-Fest-O-Rama: Gimme Starting Pitcher
• Jason Taylor will play for the Dolphins next year if they can’t trade him. He’s… he’s just so brave, y’know? He makes us just want to link our little hearts out. And so we shall.
• An Angels fan robs a bank in Albany, NY. Clearly, he thought he was in New York City.
• We were sufficiently creeped out by THE FIGHTINS’ tribute to a young Philly. Congrats, gentlemen!
•Strychnine as a performance enhancer. We assume it’s administered to the other competitors.
