Is Tony Romo Turning Jess Into Jabba The Hut?

If you haven’t seen the following photos from this weekend’s 99.9 KISS-FM Chili Cookoff in Florida, well, brace yourself. You’re about to see a side of Jessica Simpson you never knew — and probably didn’t want to know — existed. It turns out that, just as Jess is bringing Tony Romo’s career down, he seems to be transforming her into a beluga whale.

Jessica Simpson fat

(My, how Jessica has grown)

Seriously, look at that picture again. The once voluptuous Ms. Simpson is now, well, fat. She really is, and she looks worse the more you look at these photos from the blog JUST JARED. And she’s not helping matters by wearing an entire outfit that doubles as a Civil War era garter corset … with two belts on top. Not only is that a fashion faux pas, it accentuates her pudge.

Is it any huge surprise that the Cowboys gunslinger didn’t want to make that public appearance with her this weekend? We can’t blame him. After all, remember what he was signing up for in the past, as tons of photos after the jump show.

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Former USC Great Shows Off His Nike Whack Suit

As usual, Paul Lukas at UNI WATCH BLOG scares up a great pic this morning. Today’s he’s got autograph-charging Anthony Davis on the sideline of the USC-Washington game last week:

Anthony Davis Nike Suit

T. J. Simers of the LOS ANGELES TIMES described the look in a recent column, in which he also spanked Davis for charging for autographs before the game. Read more…