Cristiano Ronaldo Is Looking Simply Fabulous, No?

As Billy Crystal often said while donning his Fernando persona, it is better to look good than to feel good, my darlings. Soccer heartthrob Cristiano Ronaldo, on vacation in Sardinia, agrees. I wouldn’t want to tangle with this guy in a bar fight. Wait, maybe I would.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Far be it from me to question anyone’s fashion choices, but I believe that this dynamic cap/flower/shorts combo was actually banned when the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8. Here are some more action photos, one of which shows the mysterious bald man rubbing Ronaldo’s abs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Read more…