After that last story, it’s probably a good time for a nice, refreshing palette cleanser to close out your day. And nothing takes the rancid taste out of one’s mouth than the completely bland personality that is uber-metrosexual Alex Rodriguez.

But, wait! That was the old A-Rod. The A-Rod who was stuck inside every weekend as part of a loveless marriage, instead of being able to hit the town as a man free of all relationship shackles. In other words, the above A-Rod. The one with the fabulous new highlights in his hair.

Ooh la la!

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