Blog Expo-Fest-O-Rama: Various State of Undress

The LADIES… want us to see nude men treated violently. How can we say no?

We suppose we should make this up to you. Here’s women that have a dubious link to golf (link NFSW if you come upon this Monday morning):

Golf babe

(What a lousy grip)

And here’s women that have a rather definite link to synchronized swimming:

Synchronized swimming

(Stop breaking physical laws! Stop it right now!)

And here’s a live blog we recommend: DAME OF EXTRA TIME’s Spain-Italy coverage; match starts at 2:45 pm ET on ESPN. To keep with the theme, we don’t care if you wear pants during the liveblog, but don’t brag about it, eh?

More pandering after the jump:
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French Soccer Coach Proposes After Loss To Italy

After suffering a terrible defeat and an early exit from Euro 2008, how do you explain it to the media? If you’re French coach Raymond Domenech, you try not to - by changing the subject and proposing to your girlfriend.

Raymond Domenech France soccer coach

(”How’s my hair?“)

Australia’s LIVE NEWS reports that Domenech was meeting with the press after France’s 2-0 loss to Italy, which knocked Les Bleus from the European tournament. When one reporter tried to ask Raymond about his future status with the team, the coach brushed aside the question & popped his own to long-time gal pal & TV reporter Estelle Denis:

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Ronaldinho Declined $50m Per Season MLS Offer?

An international soccer website is reporting that futbol sensation Ronaldinho was offered a 32-million-euro deal from the L.A. Galaxy (that’s about $49.58 million US, and it’s “after tax“).

Ronaldinho soccer

But how can the Brazilian say “Não” to that kind of cash? Read more…

Austria Harbors Nazi War Criminal At Euro 2008

Yes, the man that ranks fourth on the Nazi-hunters’ hit list was spotted in Austria, taking in some futbol instead of standing trial for war crimes committed during World War II.

Asner nazi war criminal

So how did authorities manage to extradite Milivoj Asner to Croatia to stand trial?

They didn’t. Read more…

Blog-O-Rama: NFL Game Caller Charlie Jones Dies

Tom Hoffarth of FARTHER OFF THE WALL is sad to see the passing of legendary NFL broadcaster Charlie Jones.

Charlie Jones NFL broadcaster

• DEADSPIN punches up rumors that Mike Tyson had ordered a hit on the guy who killed his bodyguard.

• MR. IRRELEVANT informs us that Jamie Mottram is leaving “Blog Show“. Well, once you’ve had Erin Andrews, what else is there?

• WHO ATE ALL THE PIES finds this year’s Pulitzer winner: A German Euro 2008 reporter running late for his flight decides to call in a bomb threat.

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Sexy Soccer Gals Can Make Euro Fans Cross-Eyed

Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers? AGENCE FRANCE PRESSE comes across this cool close-up of a cross-eyed Swiss soccer fan.

Swiss soccer fan cross eyed contact lenses

And today, many more Switzerland supporters are just as red-eyed, as their team has been knocked out of Euro 2008.

Or course, what soccer photo album would be complete without some sexy shots of the fine female fans from foreign lands?

Like this princess from Portugal:

Euro 2008 Portugal girl

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Croatian Kidney Patient Hoping To Hit Euro Pitch

When Croatia returns to Euro 2008 action on Thursday, one member of the Croatian squad wants to prove he has the heart to play - even if it’s with a borrowed kidney.

Ivan Klasnic Croatia soccer player kidney transplant

The ASSOCIATED PRESS kicks up the story of Ivan Klasnic, who hopes to become the first-ever kidney transplant recipient to hit the pitch in the European tournament. Read more…

Free Beer For Life To Austrian Who Scores Goal

If Austria understands anything during this Euro 2008 tournament, it’s the power of alcohol. Earlier, we wrote how a bar in Salzburg would be offering free drinks every time a player gets a red card.

Austrian soccer fan beer

Now a Vienna brewery is taking the appeal of free booze one step fauther - by offering a lifetime supply to any Austrian player who can score a goal.

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Did Robbie Knievel Train With Monica Lewinsky?

Robbie Knievel, that boy there, he’s just like his daddy. But that still doesn’t explain away the headline, which is so bad that it’s excellent.

Robbie Knieval Stuntman Jump

Although it’s much more fun and much less politically incorrect than this next headline flub. Read more…

Polish-Born Player Helps Germany Beat Poland

Lukas Podolski was born in Poland, but was ignored by the national team of his home country, and is one of of two prominent Polish players that made the pilgrimage to represent Germany in the quadrennial Euro tournament.

Lukas Podolski Germany Soccer

The Pole chipped in both goals in his foster nation’s 2-0 win over his homeland. Read more…