Boston Red Sox Fans Can Decompose In Style

While most sports fans follow sports for entertainment or an escape from everyday life, there is that portion of people who take it way too seriously. We all know some of these superfans, in fact, some of us may even be one. You know the type, their whole lives revolve around their favorite team. Every single item of clothing they wear has a Red Sox logo on it, their furniture at home is all black and yellow so guests realize that they’re sitting in a Steelers fans’ house, they start fights with people wearing jerseys of players from their rival team. They’re just really, really, really into supporting their team.

Still, I guess for some people devoting their entire lives to rooting for a team just isn’t enough. What happens when they die?  How will all the earthworms and maggots that slowly eat their decomposing body know that the New York Knicks are the greatest basketball team on Earth? Well, if you’re a Knicks fan I don’t know how you’ll let them know, but I do have some good news for you if your a Boston Red Sox fan.

Read more…