The Jets Will Take Just About Anybody At Punter

You, sir! Yes, you, in the cubicle with the tie that doesn’t fit very well and the 6.5 40 speed. Want to be a professional football player? Well, get your ass up to New York, amigo, because the Jets are redefining “desperate.”

Rex Ryan Jets
(”Can we find anyone who can kick a damn football? I’m sorry, what’s that? We can’t? Uh-oh.”)

According to the NEW YORK TIMES, the Jets are looking for a solution at the least-athletic position on the football field. They’ve burned through so many other prospects that hey, it might as well be you.

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