Blog-A-Rhythm: Marv Albert Doing The Soulja Boy

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING shows Marv Albert doing the Soulja Boy - sort of.

Marv Albert Soulja Boy screen capture

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that TheDirty.com has caught another NFL player in another potentially embarrassing situation - this time it’s Terrell Owens lurking around the “Bang Bus“.

• Not happy with the “DUI” chants aimed at Carmelo Anthony, FIRE GEORGE KARL retaliates with their top 10 reasons to hate Lakers fans.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS keeps a stiff upper lip, as the D-Backs’ Eric Byrnes is bringing back the ’70s porn mustache.

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Police Poach Plates From Player’s Shaggin’ Wagon

Eric Byrnes’ road trip to spring training hit a snag, as the Diamondbacks outfielder had the license plates from his “Shaggin’ Wagon” removed.

Austin Powers Eric Byrnes Diamondbacks

The ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that Byrnes was pulled over by police on Monday as he was heading for Tucson. They informed him that he was cruising in his tricked-out conversion van with suspended plates. Read more…

Blogs: Odds On Next Mike Gundy-esue Meltdown

• FAN IQ rolls the tape, as they predict which college coach is next to have a Mike Gundy-esque media meltdown:

Mike Gundy eCard

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS calls for intermission, as they compare the plot of Disney’s latest Rock-fueled film to recent race-related sports moments.• EPIC CARNIVAL looks for some sympathy, as they ask which major league is in the most trouble right now.

• AZ SPORTS HUB gets all political, as Diamondbacks fielder Eric Byrnes is running for President:

Eric Byrnes Diamondbacks

• STEROID NATION is all juiced up about the nifty Shawn Merriman ads for Nike.• THE SPORTS HERNIA worked over the weekend on this one - new Bears starter Brian Griese is Bill Lumbergh from “Office Space”.