Here’s how hard people in Florida took Saturday’s 31-30 loss by the Gators to Ole Miss: they are now praying for Tim Tebow’s soul. As if he would sell his soul to the Devil for a chance to never go through that again. That’s crazy, right Tim? Tim, why are your fingertips on fire? Tim? TIM!!!
The MIAMI HERALD’S GATOR CLAUSE reports that the Campus Church of Christ in Gainesville has a sermon planned for this coming Sunday called “Why I Pray For Tim Tebow’s Soul.” And the answer is not “because he frequents a well-known house of ill repute featuring scantily clad women and overrated hot wings.”