Embezzler Buys New Boobs, Texas Tech Tickets

Meet the NaukamsAnna M. and Eugene III, who will get my vote for the Embezzlers Hall of Fame when they become eligible in five years. Not only did Anna Naukam allegedly steal $461,586 from the state of Oklahoma in her capacity as director of a child welfare advocate agency, but she then made in rain, Oklahoma middle-aged woman style.

Anna Naukam Texas Tech boobs

Among stuff allegedly purchased by Anna with the ill-gotten gains: Cosmetic breast surgery and Texas Tech football tickets. Guns Up! Plus, her son’s tuition at the University of Oklahoma. Keep in mind that this was taxpayer and donated funds intended to help children. Read more…

Embezzlement? Sex Toys? Must Be Little League!

When George Washington warned this country of avoiding foreign entanglements, he should have also added “suburban parents” to the list. Frankly, a land war in Asia seems petty compared to a lawn-cutting ordinance war or getting involved with local youth sports.

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Be prepared for the righteous anger of the community when you’re caught doing wrong, as a Melrose Park, IL, woman found after being accused of siphoning nearly $25,000 off the Little League treasury. She claims innocence and conspiracy, having been framed for the crimes by other association members.

According to her, pointing out irregularities in the books earned her derision, slashed tires, and “a sex toy was put on her front porch”. We assume the unnamed gift-giver wasn’t telling her to go ballgag herself.
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