Charles Barkley Ensnared by DUI Task Force in AZ

For the last 22 years, the East Valley DUI Task Force in and around Phoenix, AZ, has been setting up “… saturation patrols from a different East Valley location each night (warning: PDF). Officers will conduct traffic stops after observing indications of possible impairment or traffic violations. Drivers found to be impaired by alcohol or drugs will be arrested and transported to the command post for case processing.”

We apologize to Charles Barkley for not posting this news yesterday, as Barkley was pulled over by Gilbert police in Old Town Scottsdale (where all the toniest bars reside) on suspicion of DUI around 1:30 am this morning after blowing a stop sign.  However, we thought he already knew that since he worked there from 1992-1996. Barkley declined a breath test and was given a blood test by the East Valley DUI Task Force instead before taking a cab home.

Charles Barkley DUI

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And our above-the-fold message to you: do the same tonight.  To quote the coordinator of the task force from earlier this month, “The fines only go up with repeat offenders.  It only costs $15 to take a cab from Old Town Scottsdale to Tempe. Which is cheaper?”  We know you didn’t gamble it all away, Charles, but there’s different ways to pay.

This incident occurred just a few weeks after Danica Patrick found herself explaining her 54-in-a-35 to officers in Scottsdale.  So if you’re not paying attention: the cops are out tonight.  They will gleefully drag your intoxicated and/or leadfooted posterior to an RV to be jabbed with a needle, fined mercilessly, and then eventually jailed.
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