S.S. Ced: Whoopi Goldberg & Random Bikini Chix

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE follows up the Cedric Benson water-borne fiasco by breaking down all the police activity on Austin’s Lake Travis for it seems the last century - with lotsa mind-spinning stats (help me with this … who is going to read that?).

Cedric Benson Party Picture

The only interesting part of the piece is photo that accompanied it.

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Benson Denies Drunk Boating, Wants His Mommy

Cedric Benson created quite the boating brouhaha over the weekend. But the CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports that the Bears RB denies that he was, um, rocking the boat with local authorities.

Cedric Benson Big Mommas House

Benson disputes that he was drunk & that he was resisting officers, claiming that it was the cops who were the ones acting rough. It was so traumatic for poor Cedric that he had to call out for his mommy:

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