The NCAA Tournament: Please God, Make It Start
The NCAA Tournament reminds us of one of those complicated table games in Vegas. All we know is we lose money on it. We’re completely powerless in the endeavor. Which is why we only do one bracket per year.
(We’re a one rack bracket guy)
Our Final Four: KU, UNC, Stanford, Drake. Winner: Stanford. We also have our Georgia Bulldogs going out to X in the first round today *sniff*.
Although we will be attending the Final Four in San Antone (first move: ordering Tony Roma onion brick on the Riverwalk), by that time we’re normally wholly disinterested in the exercise. That is, unless there’s something weird going on with the teams or the game site. Maybe the roof will leak. Or there’ll be a sour cream spill in the concourse. Something, anything if we’re stuck with four Dukes on those two days.
