As you plan for Mother’s Day this weekend, feel free to splurge on the 15-flower “dozen” at the supermarket on the way home from work today after considering that Jackie Christie could be the mother of your children instead. If that were the situation, you would have to buy a clothing line, a recorded single, and a book deal for your wife. Time for another comeback before Sunday, Doug?

(In a careless study of the Internet, fully 35% of all pictures taken of the couple have them holding up one of their products.  The other 65% will soon be overwhelmed.)

The entire brand campaign is called “Colored Girl” to “(state) that all women — no matter their nationality — have color to their skin and it is something to be proud of.” Hooray, melanin? The clothes are “100% organic, eco-friendly” and the song is “recycled crap, too”.  (Okay, we made up the last one.  Kinda.)

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For the 13th straight year, Jackie Christie and Husband will renew their vows of matrimony on July 8th in Seattle at the Space Needle. Christie, the famous television star, author, music executive, and philanthropist, and her husband have brought friends, family, and the media together each year to celebrate their special and highly fortified bond.

(”… and the Space Needle symbolizes what I own in perpetuity…”)

Christie took the occasion to discuss the challenges of HIV-positive people, invited gay and lesbian couples to join them in their ceremony next year, and discussed the unfortunate actions of disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy. (It is not clear why Christie spoke about this issue as she has no obvious connection to organized sports.)
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• Remember when Lakers owner Jerry Buss couldn’t be bothered to come to Boston because of a poker tournament? WICKED CHOPS POKER now deals up photos of the good Doctor hitting the tables - under the watchful eye of a much younger, very interested spectator.

• 950 ESPN in Philadelphia bounces along word that Doug Christie wants Congress to investigate NBA officiating - if that’s okay with his wife.

• MR. IRRELEVANT concludes their broadcasting day, as “Blog Show” is heading off the airwaves.

• DC SPORTS BOG strikes a pose, as the 9-year-old daughter of Redskins lineman Kedric Golston is turning into quite the model child.

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Dubya dribbles with some Irish kids. We need a Guinness after viewing that.

• Tiger Woods’ win in San Diego is Wall Street’s loss in productivity.

• Speaking of the ex-Eldrick, Sports Illustrated needs help with next week’s cover.

• Doug Christie’s better half is blackballing him from the NBA.

• ESPN wants to keep an eye on you - a big, bloodshot eye.

• Meanwhile, the Worldwide Leader should keep an eye on Jemele Hill’s Hitler-Celtics comments.

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We haven’t heard much from Doug Christie lately - he hasn’t been on an NBA roster since playing for the Los Angeles Clippers last season - until now.

(Cry me a river, Doug.)

Some players’ skills deteriorate over time, while others just burn out from the grind of playing 82 games every season. And then there’s Christie, who cries that he’s been blackballed because of stories going around about his relationship with his wife. Read more…