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TMZ.com has a couple recent randoms of Randy Moss bending over a hottie at the Kentucky Derby last weekend:
The freakee in question is identified by TMZ as “Miss Kentucky USA”, but of course, the website doesn’t have the time or inclination to actually find out her name - or unearth any other photos.
So we have those for you, after the jump. Read more…
Friendly reminder - SbB’s live blogging tonight’s Cavs-Wizards Game 3.
• If Kobe Bryant can jump a car, why can’t Kenny Smith?
• Erin Phillips is one basketballer we’d like to pick ‘n’ roll with.
• Mets pitcher Joe Smith engages in some friendly chatter with the folks at the Friendly Confines.
• Gatorade demands that they’re the only ones to quench the White Sox’s thirst.
• Braves fans try to prove they’re just as punch-drunk as your typical Mets, Phillies, Yanks or Red Sox supporter.
Times are tough for O.J. Simpson. So much so that’s he’s begging for work. Why, the Juice is even willing to take such lowly jobs as an Apprentice.
The NEW YORK POST cuts right to the chase, as O.J. is trying to squeeze into a spot on NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice”. Simpson apparently went straight for the jugular, asking Donald Trump himself if he can compete on the highly-watched show.
But the producers are taking small, quiet steps around the issue:
CELEBS BEAT EACH OTHER UP FOR CUBAN’S FUN & PROFIT: Mark Cuban promises his performance on “Dancing With The Stars” won’t be his final foray into reality TV. And them’s fightin’ words:
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The NEW YORK POST reports that the Mavericks owner is working to put together a mixed-martial-arts series where “celebs beat the heck out of each other.”Sort of a “Surreal UFC Life.”
Cuban says he’s in development talks with Mario Lopez to help make his dream a reality. And it would be a good way for Mark to vent his frustrations from his ‘Dancing’ drop.
Of course, everyone’s favorite main event would be Cuban facing The Donald in the caged circle. And Mark has already played the first Trump card:
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“Donald always picks on people, and a lot of them aren’t in a position to stand up to him….When I stand up to him, I am standing up for all the people who are afraid to. He’s all show and no go.”Trump will fire back, as soon as he’s done dissing the Miami Hurricanes.
NEXT UP FOR LUBBOCK, TEXAS: TRUMP HOTEL AND CASINO? We must confess that we love watching Donald Trump (’s hair). Every time he opens his mouth, we laugh. Those late-night informercials for his new book are comedy gold. How smart was it to fly in surviving Jonestown residents to serve as audience members for the taping? The man is a comedic genius on the level of a Joe Rogan.
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Apparently University of Miami President Donna Shalala feels the same way. The PALM BEACH POST reports she laughed after receiving a recent letter from Trump.But in an ironic twist, we didn’t find the letter funny. Actually no one did, except Shalala.
Trump wrote in the letter, “You are my friend, but you should have listened to me. If you did, your team would be fighting for the National Championship.”
Shalala’s response: “I got the letter and I laughed.”
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Meanwhile, fans of the U. are crying.
AFTER CUBAN ESCAPE, CUBS NOW FACE DOWN THE DONALD At a speech in the Chicago area yesterday, Donald Trump opened his remarks by asking the audience if he should buy the Cuban-escapee Chicago Cubs.
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The CHICAGO SUN-TIMES reports “Trump (next) told the audience he was going to look into buying the Cubs.” Another internet outlet reports “Trump exclaimed, ‘Maybe I should buy them!’”
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That last comment was coincidentally overheard when Trump saw the most recent field at his Miss America pageant.
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No doubt part of Trump’s motivation in claiming he wants to buy the Cubs is that MLB has already thrown Mark Cuban’s futile attempt to acquire the franchise down the stairs.
