Jessica Jinxing Another Dallas Team, ‘85′ to Big D?

• Is Jessica Simpson jinxing another Dallas team? Maybe Chad Johnson can come to the rescue.

Jessica Simpson Chad Johnson

• A word of warning to Philly fans: Don’t mess with Allen Iverson’s mama.

Andrew Bogut is not stylin’ on the Bucks sidelines.

Barack Obama & John McCain aren’t afraid to get in on the March Madness, but Hillary Clinton is hesitant.

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Donald Sterling Buys Several Ads Selling Himself

LA WEEKLY has a rather lengthy, yet startling look into Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s claim that he’s building a $50 million homeless shelter, as announced by his various LOS ANGELES TIMES full page advertisements the last two years.

Donald Sterling's full page ad

Since the ads began, construction has not begun on the facility, nor have meetings with other homeless shelters ever gone anywhere. And a lot of folk are convinced the “project” only exists to help one person — Donald Sterling. Poor kid. I hope he can make it through another day with his billions of dollars. Read more…

Blog-O-Rama: “Mike Tyson’s Knockout” On Stage

• FAN IQ punches up this amusing video of “Mike Tyson’s Knockout” - the Off-Broadway version:

• SIGNAL TO NOISE documents the latest drama at Staples Center - and it has nothing to do with Kobe.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS serves up this fun quiz - tennis player, vodka brand, or Bond villain?

• DEADSPIN horses around with news that Central Park will be putting up a statue of Barbaro - upside down.

Barbaro Upside Down

• The LADIES… pass the bean dip, as they present ‘How Not To Throw A Super Bowl Party‘.

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Mike Dunleavy Is So, SO Fired (Not That You Care)

T.J. Simers scores the rarest of exclusives, a wide-ranging interview with L.A.’s most lovable slumlord and purveyor of prostitution, L.A. Clippers Owner Donald T. Sterling. Yippee!

Mike Dunleavy

Sterling immediately drops an H-bomb on Clippers coach Mike Dunleavy and fake GM Elgin Baylor, saying “I want to make L.A. fans proud of this team, but if [Baylor and Dunleavy] can’t make it happen, then I have no choice but to make changes.

Later in the piece, Sterling says Al Thornton will be a good player if “he gets some coaching.” And Corey Maggette would be a better player with “aggressive coaching.

So take one guess why Dunleavy isn’t fired already.

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Kevin Johnson Called Slumlord By Sactowners

SLUMLORD” KJ HAS LONG WAY TO GO TO CATCH DONALD T.: Concerned Sacramento citizen and activist Robin Ware this week to local TV station KTXL on former NBA player Kevin Johnson: “He’s a slumlord.

Kevin Johnson

KTXL reports Johnson owns “dozens” of properties in the Oak Park district of the city, but they “sit vacant or are in disrepair“.

Now a group of residents is protesting Johnson’s lack of action. More from Ms. Ware: “He’s let a lot of his properties go down the tubes and because of that, a lot of people are suffering and in pain, and he has to realize that.

Contractor Jeff Guillot, who works with Johnson’s development company, said his goal for the Oak Park residences was “Tightening up the buildings, just nailing the boards back on the siding, that kind of thing.

Donald Sterling Empty Seats

Now that’s what we call development! To be fair, Kevin Johnson is just getting started in the real estate business, and he’s got a long way to go to catch up to everyone’s favorite slumlord-turned-NBA-owner Donald Sterling (who we want to personally thank for the rent-control crack houses on L.A.’s Westside).

Donald Sterling Goes Unnoticed On Venice Beach Boardwalk

• ANONYMONITY SUITS PAY-FOR-SEX L.A. CLIPS OWNER: We’ve been walking the Venice Beach boardwalk daily for some time now, and in all those years down there, we’ve never seen ANYONE wearing a suit. Let alone a black suit-black shirt ensemble in the middle of summer.

Donald Sterling


That changed Saturday when we observed Donald Sterling in the middle of freak central, strolling through thousands of unwashed commoners in a black pinstriped suit - accompanied by a 30-something paid companion friend. And we’re happy to report that not a single soul recognized him.

Donald Sterling Empty Seats


And what are we thinking?! Those of you outside the 213 area code probably don’t know who the hell we’re talking about either. Just think Jerry Buss (septuagenarian strip club purveyor) without the rings.

• We think we know why Curt Schilling is sandbagging the season. Apparently the Red Sox blogger (38 PITCHES) now has some serious competition on the web.

Manny Ramirez Wine


Presenting Manny Ramirez’s 24 homers!

• Michael Hiestand of USA TODAY for some reason kept the sound on during The Open - and he was rewarded by finding out how Nick gets his kicks: “when the leaderboard tightened and (ABC-TV) analyst Nick Faldo used an analogy you’ll probably never hear from him when he’s an analyst on CBS’ coverage of The Masters:

Nick Faldo


‘This is like the first time of a camping trip with your girlfriend — the excitement is intense.’

• We’d like to be the first folks to welcome Fox Sports Radio to 2007. Apparently the programming and marketing geniuses at the network think it’s a