Jordan Does Not Have to Pay Woman for Sex

Michael Jordan, whose latest claim to fame was to be listed in Paul McCartney’s divorce coverage as the biggest loser in a celebrity divorce settlement, can finally start working on his nest egg now that the Illinois Supreme Court has declined to hear the appeal of a woman that claimed to bear Jordan’s love child and his promise of $5m in hush money.

young Michael Jordan

(No, the shoes didn’t help you here, but a condom would have)

The charming young lady, Karla Knafel, claimed Jordan promised her the cash to not tell anyone about her 1991 pregnancy or file a paternity suit. When she came forward to try to get the cash in 2002, Jordan counter-sued for extortion and was proven not to be the successful sperm donor through DNA tests.

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