Michael Phelps Wrote A Book… About Dinosaurs

Michael Phelps is a man of many talents. He’s the fastest swimmer ever. He hangs around with girls whose shirts can’t stay on. He takes bong rips with superhuman efficiency. Let’s add “children’s author” to that list, because hey, why not?

Phelps Book Cover
(A Tyrannosaurus can’t even fit in a pool. This seems counterproductive.)

Yes, that’s actually a book that’s called How to Train with a T. Rex and Win 8 Gold Medals. We’re not scare-mongering; this is really happening. From the book’s page on AMAZON.COM, a most helpful description of what the hell the book is about: Read more…