A-Rod’s Rehab Locale Doesn’t Care About A-Rod

It’s widely known that it’s hard to get a handle on the psyche of Alex Rodriguez. For as closely guarded as every single answer he gives to the press is, he’s an awfully big attention whore. He never talks about his life off the diamond… but he divorces his wife, then turns up with Madonna instead?

Alex Rodriguez making out with himself
(and then Madonna gets extensive plastic surgery to look exactly like Rodriguez!)

Perhaps, though, privacy is his actual goal, because while his team goes through spring training in Florida before moving back up to New York for the season, A-Rod’s out in Vail, Colorado, recovering from minor hip surgery. And fortunately(?) for A-Rod, the locals have other things to worry about. Like, oh, everything.

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