PRESENTING THE NEXT VIDEO TO BE KICKED OFF YOUTUBE: Today’s YouTube video to be taken down in about an hour features Seahawks kicker Josh Brown lighting up Devin Hester last Sunday:

Once the video is thrown down the stairs by NFL boiler roomers, here’s something to keep you somewhat occupied (no, it’s not a link to Amanda Beard outtakes).

DEVIN HESTER JOINS (SOMETIMES UNFORTUNATE) LIST OF FOLKS ROOT-ROOT-ROOTING FOR THE CUUUUU-BIEEEES: Bears speed demon Devin Hester set yet another hometown Chicago crowd afire, but this time with his Monsters of the Midway melodies as he sang ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ at a recent Cubs contest:

Which such a tear-jerking and ear-obliterating performance in mind, here’s a look back at how other 7th-inning guests fared at the Friendly Confines (and I don’t care if they ever get back):Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder - as coherent as ever:

CCR frontman John Fogerty - not quite up to par as he was with ‘Fortunate Son’ and ‘Centerfield’:

NASCAR heartthrob Jeff Gordon - pleased as punch to be in ‘Wrigley Stadium’:

IRL hottie Danica Patrick - proving once again not everyone can drive and sing:

Former Cubs outfielder Doug Glanville - complete with Harry Caray glasses (and a quick intro of Tommy Lasorda on the phone):

So, judge for yourself how these virtuosos of Peanuts ‘n’ Cracker Jack compare to The Man Himself.

And as you do, don’t forget to enjoy some quality refreshment.