You’re at the helm of an 0-4 team — one of the biggest embarrassments in all of football — and the guy who hired you just got axed last week, to the great joy of anyone who’s ever cheered for your team. Kyle Orton just destroyed you on Sunday. It’s probably a pretty good time to just cut your losses and move to Montana.
But that’s not what Rod Marinelli does. In fact, he pretty much hates you for even suggesting that as a possibility. He’ll play Drew Stanton if he has to, but dude is not giving up. And he has no problem sounding like a complete babbling lunatic in proving it to you.
The DETROIT FREE PRESS has some choice quotes after the jump.